Xu Yun was dreaming of being surrounded by friends on the roadside and watching beautiful girls. As he was watching ** hot bodies, his butthole tightened – a beauty actually openly came over to offer a kiss, then Xu Yun had to be affectionate, directly making all his old friends around him envious.
But without waiting for Xu Yun to relish the kind of gentleness of a girl’s lips, there was a burst of sharp pain on his upper lip! At first the beautiful girl rushing towards him instantly became a vicious tiger mother!
Oh sh*t!
Xu Yun directly woke up mid-dream, and discovered this damn thing completely wasn’t just a dream. Besides the massive pain on his upper lip, there was also the indescribable fragrance entering his nose, making Xu Yun’s mood unbound and carefree.
What happened to this girl on top of him? Even though he had been bitten, but Xu Yun still felt quite happy – after all with a beautiful girl in front of him, enjoying it for a while wasn’t bad.
“Stop that woman!”
When Swordscar Clown saw Fan Shuang’er’s intention, everything was already too late. He angrily yelled, and Panther Lady only several meters away from Fan Shuang’er directly rose and fell in short horse stance. Her five fingers, like copper hooks of bent metal grabbed the top of Fan Shuang’er’s head.
How would Fan Shuang’er still be able to care for danger to herself? Using all of her strength she fiercely bit down! If this guy still didn’t awaken they would truly be done for.
“Bang-!”
Panther Lady’s attack still hadn’t landed, when a sky-darkening pressure rushed at her face, closely followed with a kick containing boundless True Qi. Her whole body flew horizontally like a kite with broken string, heavily smashing onto the ground.
Everything happened too quickly, completely without allowing when Xu Yun attacked to be seen clearly, leaving Swordscar Clown with besides shock – still even more shock.
On one hand pouting his lips and lightly blowing, on the other Xu Yun sucked in the cool air. “My lips aren’t a ham sausage, just kissing is fine, wanting to bite is no good. Damn, too fierce eh? Even if you hadn’t seen a handsome before, you don’t need to take the opportunity to kill my lips right?”
Fan Shuang’er’s face became red. When Xu Yun hadn’t awakened she hoped for him to awake – now that he had truly woken up, she truly wished that he could just continue being unconscious and just die. Who made this guy’s mouth so bad?
Panther Lady finally completely understood the difference between she who had relied on medicine and an Ultra Elite. When that True Qi completely struck through her chest she knew that everything was over.
Once users of the Ying Yang Pill are heavily injured, after which is precisely the corrosion side effect. Because of the fact when wounded there is completely no way of continuing to control the medicine; the medicine could only be allowed to continue expanding inside of their bodies – expanding until the medicine user would be completely unable to take the condition.
“Ah-! Ahhhhhh-!” Panther Lady’s body curled up, with a pained expression on her face that would make people shiver after seeing it. The pain of meridians splitting made her completely unable to bear it.
Swordscar Clown was shocked – he was very clear about an Ultra Elite’s power. In Convict’s Prison at Marty Frank Island he had personally seen an Ultra Elite go berserk – that kind of stifling feeling was absolutely not something a 1st-tier elite could withstand.
Wanting to live now was not so simple. If he was to escape there was the fear he could not escape. Inside cold and gloomy, Swordscar Clown sprung out a horrifying notion – if he could hold one of the other three people hostage, there was a possibility he could survive.
“I’ll be damned, Boss is still the most lively.” Qian Feng wiped away the blood on his mouth. He also truly hadn’t noticed that Fan Shuang’er was also so fierce, being unable to raise her arms she directly used her mouth to bite. She had a goddess’ face but her whole body had the air of a man – ai, this was all to blame on the whole environment of the Divine Dragon Army.
Swordscar Clown became hostile, directly rushing at Qian Feng from behind! As long as he could get one hostage, he would have more of a chance to escape!
Without another word Xu Yun directly struck towards Qian Feng – after all being brothers for many years, how would Qian Feng not know what Xu Yun wanted to do? With implicit understanding at extreme levels, he completely didn’t worry about Swordscar Clown’s attack behind. Without the slightest evasion, he dropped himself forward, and laid on the floor.
Swordscar Clown with twin daggers attacking instantly became shocked – Qian Feng had just dropped to the floor, then Xu Yun with fist winds of imposing majesty struck head-on. Swordscar Clown completely didn’t have a chance to react. Xu Yun’s fist moved like a taut bow; exploding like a lightning bolt, he pulled his body open just like a bow – then storing power and transmitting all the power stored in his body to his fist and releasing it with a bang. His fist simply smashed Swordscar Clown’s originally ugly nose into a deep cavity in his face!
The strength of this punch was too powerful, such that even Xu Yun felt tremors in his fist.
After all, Swordscar Clown was an apex level 1st-tier elite and his strength was distantly greater than Crimson Scorpion, Panther Lady and the others – so even if Xu Yun hurt his fist, he would still stiffly bear it! But he swore this was the most fierce Baji Style punch he had ever seen.
Xu Yun’s fist exerted force suddenly and fiercely, causing him to suddenly be completely unable to defend. The overwhelming force on the weakened Swordscar Clown was completely dominating, the kind of explosive force was like an explosion in the air.
With his mouth, nose and eyes and whole face covered in blood, Swordscar Clown madly retreated dozens of steps. Even if he already pulled a distance of several meters from Xu Yun, he still gave up on the thought of escaping, because with this kind of difference in power, he completely was unable to escape! If he fled again, then perhaps there was only a path to death – he didn’t have the confidence to take another punch from Xu Yun.
“I accept my loss, but if I may understand one thing?” The daggers in Swordscar Clown’s hands were directly thrown to the floor. “I’m an escaped convict, you definitely know the rules of the Convict’s Prison on Marty Frank Island. If I go in again, then I’m afraid in my whole life I won’t have a chance to leave again. I just want to know just who the person that sent me in a second time is.”
Xu Yun faintly smiled. Towards someone that was aware they had lost the fight, of course he wouldn’t viciously beat them. Since the other side had already given up, there was no need to be ruthless, and letting Azure Dragon take back a meritorious service was not a bad thing. “You have already investigated up to this point, you wouldn’t not know that I’m called Xu Yun right?”
“Of course we know this, I’m just curious of your identity.” Swordcar Clown’s meridians trembled, a mouthful of blood nearly sprayed out, but he forced down this mouthful of blood – because he was very clear that if there was no way to suppress this mouthful of blood, then perhaps he wouldn’t even have the strength to speak and stand.
If not for his curiosity, Qiu Yan standing at a side was also extremely curious. All along Xu Yun had not spoken to her of just what his identity was, even though at the moment she was sure Xu Yun’s identity would absolutely not be so simple.
“You want to know who Boss is?” Qian Feng coldly snorted, “No harm telling you, anyways when you come with me back you’ll know who we are. My Boss is the captain and instructor of our Divine Dragon Army’s Dragon Fury Special Combat Unit – Flame Dragon!”
The Divine Dragon Army’s Dragon Fury Special Combat Unit?! Swordscar Clown’s whole body trembled, his nerves had indeed been excited a bit. Of course he had heard of the Dragon Fury Special Combat Unit before – many, many serious criminals locked in Convict’s Prison at Marty Frank Island were sent there by the Divine Dragon Army!
Qiu Yan also couldn’t help but to widen her eyes – he was the legendary Flame Dragon!? Legends of Flame Dragon in the Underworld were truly not few in number, especially after the world-shaking great event a year ago, Flame Dragon’s name had completely shocked the soul of every elite in the Underworld.
No wonder he was able to have such indomitable strength – so he was Flame Dragon. Qiu Yan bitterly laughed, she had long heard that Flame Dragon was not only powerful, he was also a master skilled in medicine to the pinnacle levels. No wonder he could take the Nine Revolutions Revival Pills as ‘Powerful Pills’ and playfully give it to her to use…….
No matter what, Qiu Yan would never have thought that she as the dignified Venerated Violent Fox of the Underworld, would actually be saved by the former captain and instructor of the Divine Dragon Army’s Dragon Fury Special Combat Unit, and he had always lent a helping hand to her. If this was said in the open, who would dare to believe it?
“Alright alright, what are you doing saying so much? They’re just some things that happened in the past and that’s all. After all ge is a former member, so don’t take it and show it off.” Xu Yun waved his hand at Qian Feng and said, “Don’t pointlessly let everyone know.”
Fan Shuang’er persisted with difficulty to get up from the ground, inside aggrieved. She hadn’t thought that this former instructor was truly the top notch! Upon thinking of what this guy had said to her “Just a kiss is fine” and so on, her anger didn’t show from just one spot.
The edges of Swordscar Clown’s mouth rose, and with a miserable laugh he said, “Since it was at the hands of the former instructor of Dragon Fury, I am convinced and concede. Handle us however you wish.”
Qian Feng stepped forward, suddenly raised a palm and clapped Swordscar Clown’s back, directly stabbing two needles into his God’s Way and Spirit Table meridians, completely sealing Swordscar Clown’s internal strength. This way there was no difference between him and an ordinary person, and afterwards he directly cuffed his hands behind his back.
Likewise, Qian Feng also sealed Panther Lady’s internal strength, cuffing her like Swordscar Clown.
“I’ll contact the police to handle here. These two will probably need to trouble the police to send them away.” Qian Feng glanced at Fan Shuang’er, and then turned his head towards Xu Yun and happily smiling said, “Boss, I’m afraid with Silver Dragon’s wounds, we won’t be able to leave for a while. I don’t want to take a deadweight back, hehe, then I’ll trouble you.”
Xu Yun turned and glanced at Fan Shuang’er with her face full of anger – healing her would perhaps not be so easy. “Fine, I’ll take her as well and go, and I’ll leave this place to you. Don’t involve me with the police side, after all I’m already a retired member.”
“I got it.” Qian Feng cracked a smile and nodded, then to Fan Shuang’er he said, “Silver Dragon, hurry, go follow Boss back.”
Fan Shuang’er had no intent to listen. “No need, with this injury, I don’t need to have someone else take care of it.” When Fan Shuang’er saw Xu Yun now her face would still turn red. She hadn’t forgotten about this unromantic, unreasonable first kiss. Her first time being in intimate contact with a man, had actually been in this kind of situation with these kinds of circumstances – in her heart would she be happy! Of course not!
Xu Yun hesitated. This stubborn girl was truly not easy to handle. “If you don’t want to stay crippled, you’d best let me take a look. To be hit by Panther Lady’s Golden Leopard Triple Cannon isn’t a joke, if your hands aren’t treated in time, then I’m afraid they’ll really be handicapped.”
Fan Shuang’er was greatly shocked and she wanted to raise her arms to prove that she was alright, but a tearing pain made it hard for her to lift them. Only with this did Fan Shuang’er become panicked, “You……who are you tricking! Don’t think that if you say it so seriously…….I……..I would be afraid!”
“Whether you believe it or not is up to you.” Xu Yun shrugged his shoulders and spread out his hands, “Anyways you have no relationship with me. Whether you come with me or not, it’s up to you.”
Qiu Yan walked up to Fan Shuang’er and lightly said to her, “I advise you that believing his words is for the better.”
Qian Feng whistled with a devious smile. “If your arms are crippled you could retire early, hahaha, and look for someone to marry sooner.”
Fan Shuang’er angrily glanced at Qian Feng, then turned her head to Xu Yun and firmly said, “Fine!”
Mecha Mushroom Translations 
Eh, she exaggerate too much isn’t she. That kiss was to save them from death and now she complains that it’s not romantic enough?
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Divine Dragon Army’s [Dragon Fury] Special Combat Unit…
Don’t you think Dragon Fury is an unnecessary name?! I mean Divine Dragon Army’s SCU is better~ I really wanna chuck that name into the sun and hope it explodes and creates a super nova so that it can be a real dragon fury lmao.
Also, Xu Yun whining about a damn kiss xD
Also let ge massage those hands of yours!
I think you will need a break for your hands so go all out and exercise those hands. At least for a day. Join your hands together and rotate going like a “8” circle but not like an “8” but like a circle… hope I make sense. It’s a martial art exercise for the wrist joint which helps in flexibility.
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it seems especially clunky in english, probably because chinese can accomplish the same thing with far less syllables (most chinese “words” are 1 syllable), and so they readily do this kind of thing.
you bring up a very contentious point for us about translating though – where to draw the line between one language and another. some translators will readily change it to something aesthetically pleasing in another language, while we’re the translators that are totally picky and try to translate every last bit, and then try to make it aesthetically pleasing after… naturally it doesn’t always work out LOL but we try to avoid omissions as much as possible (and of course are open to suggestions! SCU seems like a good way to cut it down :3). from a reader perspective, they might say our translations are bad, but that’s because they strictly read it from the “good” english perspective, without too much thought of what might have been lost during the conversion or in some extreme cases, re-write. our meter for where to draw the line is constantly moving as we translate as we still haven’t fully decided where the line should be ~
thanks for the tip about the wrists! i will do it regularly since it seems to help :3
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Ahh, ok, now I know why translators tend to be picky with each syllable and words.
I know that you and your buddy are working hard in translating/editing and I also won’t complain to such naming sense whilst translating. And I now know that you try to borderline your words while translating and that much I shall respect.
Also, no problem! Glad the wrist technique helps! My instructor taught it to me in order to warm up your wrist joints during exercise
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well, language is such an organic structure, always changing and never entirely uniform, so we really need outside input! we try not to change too much, but between me and DT, we’re not always gonna have the same opinions of what works compared to what the broader community of the language users would say, so the feedback does help, not to mention that translators are frequently tired and just trying to finish :X. for instance, if we thought it was clunky but figured it wouldn’t appear too often (like the Divine army dragon fury thing, or the instructor and master of medicine xu yun thing) so decided to put it as is but it ends up especially distasteful, kind of like the marty frank island convict’s prison (so effing long and not very mainstream english), we’ll rip it up and try to make it sound nicer. it’s a dialogue with our readers which we figured out pretty quickly we would need. the main issue with criticism is if it’s a blanket complaint and we don’t know what to fix~
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It does require some picky-ness at times, because we think getting a closer connotative meaning is better. When we first started, we used to place direct translations in the text, and included a ton of footnotes, but those eventually got very clunky.
Because of issues of readability, we always welcome reader input for their preferred abbreviations and such, because it also means less painful keyboard time.
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Unfortunately a lot of Chinese names are quite long, longer than modern American English usage, so some degree of compression of the names and titles is somewhat expected by foreign audiences of Chinese literature, but it is rarely provided. When that happens, we usually step in and try to use the closest English equivalent.
It’s done, Fan Shuang’er is confirmed in the harem, like a law-abiding equivalent of Qiu Yan.
We do try to exercise our hands and wrists periodically, but sometimes we forget until we get the jolts of pain -_-
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Isn’t Dragon Fury a special combat unit under the Divine Dragon Army? And do you really think there’s only 1 special combat unit in the Divine Dragon Army?
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Thnx for the chapter.
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thank you very much!
ooh, that was a great chapter! prepare for my rather long comment—-!
xu yun’s dream was hilarious! ahaha! great job, fan’shuang’er! -thumbs up to her-xu yun, really? lol, well now that he’s awake, he can certainly joke around, since no one there is a match for him. haha, poor fan’shuang’er! she tried so hardto get him to wake up, but now that he woke uo, she wants him to go back to being unconscious!
qian feng and xu yun having an implicit understanding! bros, how nice! [so—bs]
-claps for swordscar clown- hm, smart enough to know to admit defeat, and didn’t try for a sneak attack. there’s something that can be admired. a loss is a loss, haha!
-two thumbs uo to qian feng- ye—-ah! excellent job, revealing xu yun’s identity so grandly! ahaha! qiu yan’s shock is totally expected, but still satisfying! legends of flame dragon?! tell me, tell me now—! i want to know, please! rofl!
xu yun’s skill in medicine and being an excellent fighter, seriously, totally awesome! well now, things were settled well! heh, fan’shuang’er’s joining them for now, huh, to get treatment for xu yun!
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*get treatment from xu yun
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swordscar….have you ever seen the movie “The Rock”? I’m totally picturing swordscar as sean connery escaping alcatraz LOL.
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i have heard of it, but i haven’t seen it, ahaha! -goes to google- oh—! another villain who escapes a prison island, huh? ahaha, nice!
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its an old movie. i was small when i saw it, and it was the coolest thing ever at the time xD
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ahaha! yeah, it’s a well-known ‘old’ action movie, lol! quite cool indeed!
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Of course Xu Yun’s dream had to involve the beauties… Quick thinking on Fan Shuang’er’s part, though she probably didn’t have to bite down with all of her strength, probably just did it to make sure.
Swordscar certainly knew better than most bad guys… He can probably go back to prison with his health intact at least, unlike the other guys that caused Xu Yun trouble.
I bet the stunning event last year was when Xu Yun went berserk after the original Yin Long died.
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lol yeah about xu yun’s dream. it’s his subconscious, lol! true, very quick thinking, yeah, the biting down was jsut insurance, i suppose!
true about swordscar! he knows that his life is most important, and to what extent he can actually go. self-awareness is really so important!anyway, he makes it seem like the prison’s not so bad, how does he do that?!
i also guessed that the stunning event was xu yun going berserk after his comrade died!
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This was all it took? One punch?
Thanks for the chapter.
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Kinda anti-climactic right?
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What a good bro… he basicly sent a tribute to the boss.
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Thanks for the meal!
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Thank you for the chapter 🙂
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Thanks for the chapter cordiception!
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Sorry to hear about your injuries, I hope you feel better soon!
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thanx :3
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First?
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Taking advantage of her huh….
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